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Cower under the regal scowl of Queen Pinky Buflooms, ruler of all Bunkum! The last great hero, Swoop, sleeps above her royal Lagoon.
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— Level description
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Bunkum Lagoon is the hub world level of Book Three: Bunkum Lagoon.
Overview
Collectibles
 Prize Bubbles (53) |
Music
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'Bunkum Lagoon'
by Brian D'Oliveira
Main level theme
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'Big Wow!'
by Paul Thomson
Marble floats towards Swoop's shrine
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'The Bigger Reveal'
by Paul Thomson
Swoop's shrine doorway rises
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'Newton's Theme'
by Paul Thomson
Newton's fortress climbs upwards
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Dialogue
Magic Mouth Dialogue
Meeting Pinky Buflooms
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That Newton - I will smash his tiny bulb into a million teeny pieces and TRAMPLE ON EVERY ONE!
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And YOU will be next!
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I will pick you apart stitch by stitch and make you into a nice scarf… or a hat. Hmm…
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What is happening to me? First the Heart was lost, now my temper!
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| Pinky Buflooms
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I am Pinky, the great Queen of Bunkum Lagoon, protector of the Creative Heart, …which has been lost to that purple ninny.
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Until it is restored I am ANGRIER than a typhoon in a jam jar.
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First you must find Swoop's missing Marbles.
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One is at the top of a towering tower.
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And the other, is in the belly of a monstrous monster, hehehe!
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Send them both back here, and we can awaken that lazy old bird, Swoop!
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No Marbles Collected
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Would you like me to smear you in jam and eat you in a sandwich…?
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No? Oh… then FIND THE MARBLES!
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If you walk past me again with no marbles, I will beat you with a flip flop. Begone!
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One Marble can be found in the Belfry. Find it soon or there will be consequences. Painful ones, hehehehe…
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Feed yourself to the great beast to find a Marble.
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If you can't find it, you may stay inside him and, digest…
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Who knows what that purple CLOWN is up to.
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Find the Marbles, and stop him.
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Ohh…Consult your Organizertron for hints. I am tired of your aimless wandering.
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Masque Maker's Tower Level Link
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The Marble sits at the top of this impossibly tall tower. Fear not, I shall help you reach it.
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You have a Marble to find!
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Ascend this tower right now or I will stuff you into an envelope and mail you to an island full of …hmm… Oh! Stinky rubbish!
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I'm feeling generous today. If you climb this tower quickly enough… I won't throw you off the top! Hehehehe!
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The Marble is at the top, yet here you are at the bottom, hehe.
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Do you wish to have your tongue pecked by a VERY ANGRY CHAFFINCH?
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Belly Of The Beast Level Link
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To find this Marble you must enter the slimy innards of a great beast.
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If you chicken out, hehe, I will hunt you down and make Big Toggle sit on your head.
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So step through this door. NOW!
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Come, come - the Marble will not wait. Step through this door before I step on your toes!
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Perhaps we can feed Newton to this creature once we've PULVERIZED him!
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Hmm… in any case, first you'll need the Marble.
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This monster should never have eaten the Marble.
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Be sure to jump on his intestines extra hard, for me.
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Level Link of a Cleared Marble Level
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Back for more? The Marble was not enough for you?
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Have you returned to try for a high score? If you beat mine, I shall become very cross!
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Back again? It's true you found the Marble, but maybe there is more to discover?
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You've already been here, you know. Don't expect to impress me if you Ace it.
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One Marble Collected
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You think one Marble is enough? Would you like to walk across a field of prickly hedgehogs with only one shoe…?
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No? Then FIND THE MARBLE!
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One Marble is nothing without the other. Find the other one before I find my pointy stick.
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Don't get too ahead of yourself, my subject, heh.
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Find the other marble or I will mash you into a FLUFFY LITTLE PASTE!
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Ahhh, with one Marble restored, I feel much happier!
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Ooh. What was that? No, it's gone. I AM ANGRY ONCE MORE! … Begone.
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I am working on a new Powerup. I call it the DestroySackboyinator.
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If you don't want to see it, I SUGGEST you find the other Marble, hmmm…
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Ah - without the Creative Heart Bunkum is doomed! Hurry and fetch the other Marble please.
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Ooh… only one Marble? Grrrrr…. I'm surprised you dare show your FACE, in my ROYAL PRESENCE.
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If you don't find the next Marble, you must drink a smoothie made from old socks and OSTRICH TEARS!
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Two Marbles Collected
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If you do not awaken Swoop soon I will stamp on your little toes. Hmm… do hurry.
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UP! UP! You must go UP to Swoop!
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Do you want me to grab you by your clothy little neck and CARRY YOU THERE? GO!!
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Swoop is up there. You are down here.
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I would, perhaps, maybe, suggest that you make your way up to the Statue BEFORE I FIND MY KICKING SHOES! Heh…
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Swoop is ready to be awoken. If you delay one minute more, pain will be awoken as well.
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Hot Air Kaboom Level Link
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This door will take us up to the skies of the Lagoon - Swoop will be waiting for us there.
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If you do not step through this door soon I will burn your Costumes! Ha!
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And trample all over your creations.
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Through this door the great Swoop awaits.
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Come, come, come, come along, ha-ha-ha - let us meet him.
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Soon, we will be ready to tear Newton's SILLY HAT into teeny shreds! Hehe.
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Just step through the door!
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Pinky Buflooms Tells You to Defeat Newton
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I am starting to like you. I therefore give you permission to use this door to change heroes!
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Finally Bunkum's Heroes are back!
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Let us go forth and teach that Newton a lesson he won't forget.
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Hmm! Just take to the skies and swooosh, enter his lair.
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There is much to discover in the sky. Transform into Swoop and explore! I will allow it.
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If you stop Newton, I will perhaps… hmmmm… commemorate your deeds with a statue of your face. Oh! … Maybe.
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Go! Go! Go to Newton's lair and punish him with the fury of a thousand royal fly-swatters!
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Pow, p-pow, pow!
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It is time, at last, to end this. If you fail, I will BAKE YOU INTO A PIE. Go to Newton, little pie.
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You must stop Newton quickly. I am beginning to run out of ideas for clever tortures.
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Give Newton a royal pain in the backside from me! Hehe!
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El Jeff Asks for Help
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My friend! Our citizens require your aid in our fast approaching battle.
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Help us train for this great clash!
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Newton's forces approach.
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El Jeff's people call for aid!
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Come! We shall answer!
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You look like a hero of the people!
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Test yourself and join our people's army!
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Join El Jeff and save the people! Just pass this one simple test!
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El Jeff must be victorious. For this, an army is needed. An army of the people.
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The People's Army is not complete without you, great bird.
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You must still undertake our simple application process.
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If you do not fly to their aid, El Jeff's people will soon be no more!
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Without you there is no revolution.
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Please, complete the training!
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Accepting El Jeff's Quest
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Citizen, El Jeff commands the People's Army who will stop Newton's advance! WILL YOU JOIN US!?
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Of course, but first a test of your skill.
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The People's Army demands a score of FIVE… THOUSAND points, or more to join.
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Completing Battle Of The Airwaves
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El Jeff is impressed. You will be a valuable ally to the People's Army.
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You did it! VIVA LA REVOLUTION! VIVA EL JEFF!
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Impressive! I knew you could do it. El Jeff and Bunkum Laguna thanks you!
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El Jeff is pleased to inform you that you are now part of the People's Army!
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VIVAAA EL JEFFFF!
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Fantastic job! Your brave deeds will live on forever!
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Hildur Asks for Help
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HEY! YOU! I need a little help to joust the air and play amongst the birds.
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Hi there! My brain has left me for a short while. How is your mechanical science?
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Oh no! Newton has taken my genius and my air jouster is still not finished!
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HELP! My machine is half done and my intellect has vanished! What will I do?
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CATASTROPHEEE! Newton has stolen my gift! Who will finish my machine now?
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With my steed in pieces we cannot get very far.
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Please, my brain is in tatters, I need your help.
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If my air jouster is not completed soon, what will my legacy be?
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Accepting Hildur's Quest
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That mean old Newton has stolen my inspiration and my air jouster is nothing but parts.
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Help me win the Great Bunkum Air Joust and I'll give youuu… cool suit of armour! Can you help me?
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Completing Joust In Time
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What a great job! That is an air jouster to be proud of!
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How about that! I feel inspired to greatness once more! Thank you!
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Fantastic! You completed my work! I am so happy!
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Brilliant! You did it! I almost couldn't have done better myself!
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WOW! Are you sure you're not an air joust scientist?
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Prize Bubbles (53)
