The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth/Transcript
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This page contains the transcript for the cutscene The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth.
This page contains the transcript for the cutscene The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth.
| Clive Handforth | I'm a little man, sitting in a can. |
| Clive Handforth | Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhh! |
| Clive Handforth | And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat. |
| Larry Da Vinci | Um, hello? |
| Clive Handforth | But now I've got no Factory and nowhere to go. |
| Larry Da Vinci | I say...? |
| Clive Handforth | If only there was someone to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation! |
| Clive Handforth | Oh hello. My name's Clive. Clive Handforth. |
| Clive Handforth | Welcome to the Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is. |
| Larry Da Vinci | Now look here Clive, what's the sticky wicket on the Sackbots? |
| Clive Handforth | Oh right, looking to build an army, are you? |
| Clive Handforth | Indulge me as I trudge down memory lane. |
| Clive Handforth | There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in all the land. |
| Clive Handforth | Printed calendars and built huge spaceships. |
| Clive Handforth | A simple life, we weren't miserable. |
| Clive Handforth | Well, things could have been better, I suppose. |
| Clive Handforth | We got by. |
| Clive Handforth | But then The Negativitron arrived and attacked! |
| Clive Handforth | I was ravaged and discarded. |
| Larry Da Vinci | Yes yes Clive, but the army? |
| Clive Handforth | The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the Factory. |
| Clive Handforth | You'll have to get in and set them free. |