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		<title>Npita2official at 20:38, 15 July 2026</title>
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		<title>Sirius Oculus Centrifuge: Created page with &quot;{{GameIndicator|lbp2=y}} :&#039;&#039;Back to: -1}}&#039;&#039;  This page contains the transcript for the cutscene &#039;&#039;The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth&#039;&#039;.  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=I&#039;m a little man, sitting in a can. }}  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhh! }}  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat. }}  {{MessageBubble |tit...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;{{GameIndicator|lbp2=y}} :&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Back to: [[{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|-1}}]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;  This page contains the transcript for the cutscene &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=I&amp;#039;m a little man, sitting in a can. }}  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhh! }}  {{MessageBubble |title=Clive Handforth |content=And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat. }}  {{MessageBubble |tit...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{GameIndicator|lbp2=y}}&lt;br /&gt;
:&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Back to: [[{{#titleparts:{{PAGENAME}}|-1}}]]&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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This page contains the transcript for the cutscene &amp;#039;&amp;#039;The Sad Song Of Clive Handforth&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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|content=Ohhhhhh. Ohhhhh!&lt;br /&gt;
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|content=And I thought my life had hit rock bottom when they told me about saturated fat.&lt;br /&gt;
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|title=Larry Da Vinci&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Um, hello?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=But now I&amp;#039;ve got no Factory and nowhere to go.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Larry Da Vinci&lt;br /&gt;
|content=I say...?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=If only there was someone to deliver me from this putrid trough of tribulation!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Oh hello. My name&amp;#039;s Clive. Clive Handforth.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Welcome to the Factory Of A Better Tomorrow, such as it is.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Larry Da Vinci&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Now look here Clive, what&amp;#039;s the sticky wicket on the Sackbots?&lt;br /&gt;
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|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Oh right, looking to build an army, are you?&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Indulge me as I trudge down memory lane.&lt;br /&gt;
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|content=There was a time when we printed the most accurate calendars in all the land.&lt;br /&gt;
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|content=A simple life, we weren&amp;#039;t miserable.&lt;br /&gt;
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|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=Well, things could have been better, I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;
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|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=But then The Negativitron arrived and attacked!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
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|content=The Sackbots are all enslaved inside the Factory.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{MessageBubble&lt;br /&gt;
|title=Clive Handforth&lt;br /&gt;
|content=You&amp;#039;ll have to get in and set them free.&lt;br /&gt;
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